Pardon mon regime

I have thrown in the serviette.  I simply cannot bear one more mouthful of the Dukan diet.  Yes I know it's just meat, fish and eggs and revolting yoghurt but I am beginning to gag.  I do get vegetables every other day but I never remember if it's a veg or non veg day and all this damned protein is making me feel unwell and sluggish.  I've lost so few pounds it simply isn't worth the denial of all things nice.  So pardonez moi Pierre Dukan but it just ain't for me.

In celebration here's what I made:
Approx 400 cals each.
Yeah!