This is my most recent teapot, bought for me by Mr Smith as he broke my boring, but eminently practical, white one.
We now live in a CPZ. What on earth is a CPZ? Aha, it's a Car Parking Zone. Mr Smith had a mad Mrs Smith type of economy moment. Having refused to buy an annual parking sticker for £150, he decided to save money by digging up our front lawn and paving it so he can park his car on it. I told him this would be quite expensive and not actually a saving. "Rubbish", he said. I estimated about three and a half grand if we did it ourselves plus £1,500 for the council to do the run off into the road. "Tosh". So he called in Drives R Us or someone and guess what? It was in excess of £10,000. Ha ha ha. Just pay the £150 you eejit!
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