Mrs Smith hates:
Being asked "What's for dinner" when just settling down to lovely episodes of Corrie or, worse, "What's for lunch?" I don't know. I am not making you all lunch every day just because you're unemployed. Grab a sarni, and make me one too whilst you're there.
Diets. But one is called for. I have made a resolution to spend absolutely no money whatsoever on consulting anyone in any shape or form ever again in order to eat a bit less thus paying into the billion pound diet industry. Less in, more out. Weight watchers go fish.
Mrs Smith likes:-
The brilliant people who have grown an enormous leylandii in front of a speed camera on Kingston Hill blocking out its view of the road. Well done.
All the ebayists who have bought my things on ebay. I love you all.
Mr Smith for turning on the heating. About time too, except it's not particularly cold today and I feel a hot flush coming..... If only!
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